Nobody does dramatic head turns like the recently possessed.
I’ve modeled my entire life after Baby Jane Hudson, but still I can never seem to get the mix of giant bows and evil right.
Freddy has an unhealthy fondness for roach guts mixed with a hint of Elizabeth Taylor’s White Diamonds perfume.
To be fair, grandma had a really extreme golden shower problem. It was slowly tearing her and her garden apart.
He just hates when carpet fibers get all over his organs.