My absurdity

She could totally probably get Patrick Swayze now, all she needs is a shovel.

Damn fly people are always taking all our good jobs.

Tootie and I just barely realized that Blair Warner and Freddy Krueger are actually the same person, and now nothing has ever made more sense. Well played Blair Krueger, well played indeed.

They’re his back up dancers.

Hobgoblin joyride of death…

This second rate hair flipping is exactly why he was always a C level heartthrob.

all dolls, everywhere…

Great, what’s he going to wear to all his court dates now