The killer slugs may have eaten his face but they’ll never eat his smile.

The killer slugs may have eaten his face but they’ll never eat his smile.

Wow, Christopher Lee never looked better.

Wow, Christopher Lee never looked better.

Monsters always make sure to use a toilet seat cover, I mean they’re not animals.

Monsters always make sure to use a toilet seat cover, I mean they’re not animals.

Just what she always wanted, a nice murdering Zuni Fetish doll!

Just what she always wanted, a nice murdering Zuni Fetish doll!

He has to make sure to wear a condom every time he sneezes.

He has to make sure to wear a condom every time he sneezes.

Aunt Ida really enjoys casually blinking in her free time.

Aunt Ida really enjoys casually blinking in her free time.

Now this is how you make an graveyard entrance!

Now this is how you make an graveyard entrance!

Remember, It’s always a good idea to make friends with your alien overlords.

Remember, It’s always a good idea to make friends with your alien overlords.