It was a little know fact the only thing that kept Mr. Furley alive was his magical ascot collection.
Uncle Fester has a deep seeded cheek rubbing fetish.
Jason Voorhees always has the worst luck with VCR tracking.
It’s problems like this that made Freddy lose his side job as an assistant ear cleaner.
The Abomination is always insistent on 3 ply toilet paper, for obvious reasons.
Ectoplasm and Vaseline are the perfect gifts for that Amityville house warming gift.
Most aliens have a thing for perms and skull backed sleeveless vest.
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