Alec Baldwin’s chest hair worked part time as a hairdresser on the set of Beetlejuice.

Alec Baldwin’s chest hair worked part time as a hairdresser on the set of Beetlejuice.

Can’t an alien practice murderous voodoo in private, gosh.

Can’t an alien practice murderous voodoo in private, gosh.

Ripping your old face off is usually a bad idea, unless you happen to have a new one laying around.

Ripping your old face off is usually a bad idea, unless you happen to have a new one laying around.

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Some decapitated heads really enjoy being the center of attention.

Some decapitated heads really enjoy being the center of attention.

So this is what natural child birth looks like?

So this is what natural child birth looks like?

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His face may be gone but his dentures are still in place, he’s so glad he made the switch to Graveyard Brand Denture Cream!


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His face may be gone but his dentures are still in place, he’s so glad he made the switch to Graveyard Brand Denture Cream!

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Mr. Furley derived all of his evil powers from his ascot and leisure suit combos.


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Mr. Furley derived all of his evil powers from his ascot and leisure suit combos.

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