The untold Babysitters Club story:

Christy finally works up the nerve and fingers Stacey. Afterwards Stacey gives approvingly satisfied thumbs up (seen here).  Malory finds out about the fingering shenanigans and snaps, violently cutting off one of Christy’s very valuable fingers in a fit of jealous rage. Mean while no one is watching the Thompson twins, so naturally the house burns to the ground and the twins are badly burned, no one seems to mind. The Babysitters club office is still flooded with babysitting job request. Which is even more surprising  considering the whole Claudia overdosing-fiasco at the Millers Bar mitzvah. Even after almost dying Claudia remains a mega bitch. And everyone still hates Jessi because she thinks she can dance, but she really can’t. So that’s obviously really annoying, you know having to constantly roll your eyes every time this lying bitch opens her mouth. So of course that means they are planning on murdering her. Yet they decide to hold off on the murdering Jessi thingy until after the big ski trip. Mostly since they had already all planned to stay at her parents cabin, and killing her first might be real awkward. Something’s never change. The end.

(Takes a bow)

The untold Babysitters Club story:

Christy finally works up the nerve and fingers Stacey. Afterwards Stacey gives approvingly satisfied thumbs up (seen here). Malory finds out about the fingering shenanigans and snaps, violently cutting off one of Christy’s very valuable fingers in a fit of jealous rage. Mean while no one is watching the Thompson twins, so naturally the house burns to the ground and the twins are badly burned, no one seems to mind. The Babysitters club office is still flooded with babysitting job request. Which is even more surprising considering the whole Claudia overdosing-fiasco at the Millers Bar mitzvah. Even after almost dying Claudia remains a mega bitch. And everyone still hates Jessi because she thinks she can dance, but she really can’t. So that’s obviously really annoying, you know having to constantly roll your eyes every time this lying bitch opens her mouth. So of course that means they are planning on murdering her. Yet they decide to hold off on the murdering Jessi thingy until after the big ski trip. Mostly since they had already all planned to stay at her parents cabin, and killing her first might be real awkward. Something’s never change. The end.

(Takes a bow)