My absurdity

Even slug-like brain-eating-parasites like to reminisce every now an then.

Remember when asking Michael Myers to finger you to be as specific as possible. Unless being thumbed to death is what your looking for.

Someone seems a little itchy…

Pamela Voorhees is such a good friend, she’ll even play lake peekaboo with you.

Great, now my hotdogs going to taste like death and ketchup.

It looks like someone’s severed head was real thirsty.

I asked for chicken nuggets…

Killer clowns and an evil asshole older brother, it’s basically my life story. I’m re watching this gem now…