It’s problems like this that made Freddy lose his side job as an assistant ear cleaner.
Tina’s corpse only had one job, to return the schools only body bag not covered in blood. And look how well that turned out.
Never ever make fun of Pamela Voorhees’s blue knit sweater.
Killer Klowns from outer space make moderately good pizza delivery drivers, besides the whole turning humans into cotton candy thing.