If that doesn’t work just tell them you have a giant penis shaped clitoris. And if that doesn’t work I’d start thinking about a quick pop in to the restraining order office, that’s where I always seem to end up. So plan ahead I always say.
I hate when that happens, another pair of ripped 90’s jeans down the drain. But you know all to well, you’ll never be able to get that smell of humid pussy out. Great I just made myself vomit through my nose. Then I just so happen to catch the nose vomit in mid air. So I got a syringe and shot it all back up. And then I just re-vomited it all up again this time just plain and simple mouth vomit, as you can tell I’m really quite quaint. That has all just been a figment of your imagination, let’s just pretend none of this ever happened, agreed?