Am I seeing the temperature right or am I possibly hallucinating? It cant really be 117 degrees, can it?….oh wait, I forget that I live in hell and it is literally 117 degrees. So considering everything this really is a completely reasonable reaction.
Personally I find that a 115 degrees seems to be that magical point at which my face actually begins to melt. So all in all, this should be a very reliable representation what will be me soon enough, I guarantee it. Oh Arizona, what an awfully evil evil place you are.