How I want all my birthday food cut today. Done and done

How I want all my birthday food cut today. Done and done

Make a wish….Wait, great how do I always end up getting the cake with a severed armed arm in it. Damn murdering inanimate objects, always got to ruin my special occasions.

Make a wish….Wait, great how do I always end up getting the cake with a severed armed arm in it. Damn murdering inanimate objects, always got to ruin my special occasions.