Once again Darlene Conner has lead me to my next big career move, a hanging human towel rack. Now let’s be honest it’s probably the only thing I’m qualified to do, however I’ll fancy that up on job applications, by rewording it as “Suitable qualified”. Plus to help aid in the hiring processes, I’m already dead. Well dead inside but lets not nit pick.

Once again Darlene Conner has lead me to my next big career move, a hanging human towel rack. Now let’s be honest it’s probably the only thing I’m qualified to do, however I’ll fancy that up on job applications, by rewording it as “Suitable qualified”. Plus to help aid in the hiring processes, I’m already dead. Well dead inside but lets not nit pick.

what a novel door stopper, very clever. Or wait a second, Deborah is that you? I know you were looking for work, but this?

what a novel door stopper, very clever. Or wait a second, Deborah is that you? I know you were looking for work, but this?