My absurdity

She totally hates her new perm.

See monsters like to keep clean too, even the singular dangly earring wearing variety.

And all he wanted was to add a little extra curl to his eyelashes.

Personally I find that a 115 degrees seems to be that magical point at which my face actually begins to melt. So all in all, this should be a very reliable representation what will be me soon enough, I guarantee it. Oh Arizona, what an awfully evil evil place you are.

What makes this possible, is the magic of that one singular dangly skeleton earring. Now had that been a singular dangly cross earring he could have walked on water, that’s how that trick works by the way.