absurdnoise:

That’s just his luck, he can never get ahold of his drug dealer when he really needs too.


Absurdnoise relapse

absurdnoise:

That’s just his luck, he can never get ahold of his drug dealer when he really needs too.

Absurdnoise relapse
I can’t believe I wasn’t even invited…

I can’t believe I wasn’t even invited…

This is a pretty accurate representation of my daily life, besides the fact I have a restraining order against The Mummy.

This is a pretty accurate representation of my daily life, besides the fact I have a restraining order against The Mummy.

She totally hates her new perm.

She totally hates her new perm.

See monsters like to keep clean too, even the singular dangly earring wearing variety.

See monsters like to keep clean too, even the singular dangly earring wearing variety.

And all he wanted was to add a little extra curl to his eyelashes.

And all he wanted was to add a little extra curl to his eyelashes.

Personally I find that a 115 degrees seems to be that magical point at which my face actually begins to melt. So all in all, this should be a very reliable representation what will be me soon enough, I guarantee it. Oh Arizona, what an awfully evil evil place you are.

Personally I find that a 115 degrees seems to be that magical point at which my face actually begins to melt. So all in all, this should be a very reliable representation what will be me soon enough, I guarantee it. Oh Arizona, what an awfully evil evil place you are.

What makes this possible, is the magic of that one singular dangly skeleton earring. Now had that been a singular dangly cross earring he could have walked on water, that’s how that trick works by the way.

What makes this possible, is the magic of that one singular dangly skeleton earring. Now had that been a singular dangly cross earring he could have walked on water, that’s how that trick works by the way.