Am I seeing the temperature right or am I possibly hallucinating? It cant really be 117 degrees, can it?….oh wait, I forget that I live in hell and it is literally 117 degrees. So considering everything this really is a completely reasonable reaction.

Haboob-tatsic, this is what Arizona deserves for always being so fucking evil, please bless me Jessie Spanio’s matching jean outfit with suede appliqués your my god now.

Personally I find that a 115 degrees seems to be that magical point at which my face actually begins to melt. So all in all, this should be a very reliable representation what will be me soon enough, I guarantee it. Oh Arizona, what an awfully evil evil place you are.

Wouldn’t this just be the bees knees.
I mean I would love it, if after some extra intense fake investigative journalism; I discovered that RPDR contestant Latrice Royale some how managed to become the secret Latino “papi” lover to newly hilariously outed, mega-slut, Romney lover, Arizona Gayeriff Paul Babeu.

I know what your thinking. No, no, no its just to unbelievable, cause Miss Royale wouldn’t stoop to that level; I would assume. But the idea is still non the less entertaining.