Once again Darlene Conner has lead me to my next big career move, a hanging human towel rack. Now let’s be honest it’s probably the only thing I’m qualified to do, however I’ll fancy that up on job applications, by rewording it as “Suitable qualified”. Plus to help aid in the hiring processes, I’m already dead. Well dead inside but lets not nit pick.

Once again Darlene Conner has lead me to my next big career move, a hanging human towel rack. Now let’s be honest it’s probably the only thing I’m qualified to do, however I’ll fancy that up on job applications, by rewording it as “Suitable qualified”. Plus to help aid in the hiring processes, I’m already dead. Well dead inside but lets not nit pick.

I’m incorrigible, and in desperate need of that towel. That is if scientist haven’t bronzed it already for future discovery by an advanced civilization of aliens. It would be like the Jessie Spano Shroud of Bayside?

I’m incorrigible, and in desperate need of that towel. That is if scientist haven’t bronzed it already for future discovery by an advanced civilization of aliens. It would be like the Jessie Spano Shroud of Bayside?